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Shake the Scene: Never Too Young To Die
Never Too Young To Die (1986) The Scene: THE FINGER!! THE FINGER!! THE FINGER!! THE FINGER!! Why I Love This Scene: Brian and I recently watched this early ’80s action gem and boy were we surprised at...
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Schlocktoberfest III – Day 31: KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park
And now, as is Schlocktoberfest tradition, here is a special guest review from our good friend and the Tri-State area’s seventh-best Paul Stanley chest hair impersonator: Jim! KISS Meets the Phantom of...
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Video For Vendetta: The First Annual Hard Ticket to Home Video Awards
Oscars, Schmoscars! Who will win? Who wore it best? Who gives a steaming hot shit?! We have the only award that every actor craves and desires! The Andy! Filed under: Video For Vendetta
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Schlocktoberfest V – Day 4: Black Roses
BLACK ROSES (1988) by Guest Schlocker Jim Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: A metal band named Black Roses comes to your town and helps you party down – and they also turn you into...
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Schlocktoberfest V – Day 10: Trick or Treat
TRICK OR TREAT (1986) By guest Schlocker Jim Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Alex Keaton’s best friend Skippy is now a frustrated metal-head who just doesn’t fit in with the cool cats...
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Schlocktoberfest V – Day 11: Terror On Tour
TERROR ON TOUR (1986) By guest Schlocker Jim Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Someone dressed up like one of the members of the band The Clowns is running around killing hookers and...
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Schlocktoberfest VII – Day 3: The Poughkeepsie Tapes
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: A serial killer with aspirations on being an auteur filmmaker terrorizes a town with his camcorder. Here are some of my...
View ArticleSchlocktoberfest XI – Day 30: The Thirsty Dead
The Thirsty Dead (1974) The whole thing: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A very weak blood sacrifice for immorality cult thing. This is not a left-over of mine, it’s a jump back in time to a...
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